Hmm ... what if Daniel Handler or Dave Eggers decided to open a nightclub in San Francisco?

Having done this, I have to say that this is required reading for bands, bookers and promoters.

Oh, somebody at EA Sports is going to pay. Today we played NBA Live 2002 on our Playstation 2. Our beloved Dallas Mavericks were 24-0 and playing the juggernaut Lakers. The score was tied at 127-127 at the end of regulation. We were headed to overtime … and then the stupid game malfunctioned. Somehow, the Lakers were declared the victor. That is to say, THERE WAS NO OVERTIME. I know his hands are pretty full, but Rod Thorn better look into this.

Fuck Missouri! Fuck Texas!

We got the new Radio 4 CD a couple days ago and are greatly enjoying it. These Brooklyn boys are excellent.

Oh, man, we are full of meat right now. On Friday we went to Peter Luger, where we had bacon as an appetizer (!) and gorged on the finest steak we've ever had. Then yesterday we hosted a Southwest-food-theme dinner party. We made chili with 7+ pounds of beef. We will write more when we come out of our food coma.